Wrapping Up the Month

As the month of November comes to a close at Ohio State University, school is getting tough.  All of the term papers are coming due, homework is piling up, and all of the test dates have been set for final exams.  I’ve never been one to worry much about it; I simply study and take it.  However, I am a bit jealous of that select group of peers who can somehow sit through class, absorb the material, and then just take the exam without ever studying.  It’s impressive and irritating at the same time.

OSU is a huge university, so when I walk into class, it’s usually in a big lecture hall.  It’s just like on TV.  You’re buried in the back of a huge crowd, listening to a professor drone on about whatever topic we’re discussing that day.  You can ask a question if you’d like, but you’ll have to shout it.  And, if it’s a dumb question, everyone in the entire class of 200+ people will hear it.  Not the ideal situation if you need that student-teacher interaction to learn.  Luckily, I can just read the books and get away without doing much more.

I’m back at school after a long Thanksgiving break.  I went home on Wednesday night and drove through the night, arriving early Thursday morning.  Now, you’re probably wondering why I would subject myself to the risk of falling asleep at the wheel.  Well, I hate sitting in traffic.  I don’t want to drive 10 or more hours and then sit at a standstill because Becky doesn’t know how to drive and slid off the road.  You feel me?  So, instead, I wait til 8 PM or so and head out.  Bring some snacks, turn on the music, and cruise; that’s the ideal scenario for me at least.

While I was home, all I did was eat.  That Thanksgiving meal has so much food it’s ridiculous.  We have a number of friends, neighbors, and family members that come over to have dinner and then stick around for desert.  Luckily everyone likes each other, otherwise it would be a mess.  Everyone brings a dish or two and it turns into a gigantic feast.  Afterwards, I’m always stuffed, and I could easily fall asleep watching TV.  It’s just impossible to keep your eyes open after that.  Then, it’s time for desert and everyone runs back to the table.  We offer things like apple pie, cookies, ice cream, pumpkin pie.  It’s a fat person’s dream, and it’s the reason my abs don’t look quite as good as a week ago before I went home.  Surprisingly, hanging out at the Ohio State University mess hall does just fine for me.  I find it relatively easy to get the right amount of vegetables, protein, and carbs in my meals because of their impressive selection of foods.

Speaking of getting on track, I’m back at the OSU gym.  And, so far, I haven’t had any run-ins with athletes trying to take up all the equipment.  Amazing.  I started around 15% body fat back in May, which I think is around average.  Right now, I’m at 7%.  My abs are popping nicely, which looks pretty good in the mirror, I have to admit.  It’s typically a pleasant surprise for the women lucky enough to come back to my building because they don’t expect anyone to train like they’re prepping for a movie role.  Every subsequent week of training drops my percentage a little bit more.  I’m aiming for 3.5% like Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity.  I’ve noticed that OSU seems to play all the superhero movies on movie night.  And, in those movies, the characters are always shredded.  I’d love to learn whatever their meal preparation and workout plan is because I’ve been doing this entirely on my own.  I don’t mind hard work, but it’s nice to have someone telling you for a fact that the route you’re taking will get you where you want to go.  Does anyone use a personal trainer?

Jirow’s Word – November

Once a month, I plan to blog about the happenings in my life as a student and person looking to advance in life and business.  While attending the University of Ohio State, I’ve learned quite a few things, such as the fact that state schools are very different from private ones.

It’s not the price I’m talking about, although the difference is crazy.  What I’m referring to is what the money difference does to a school.  Case in point, the facilities.  Having attended both private and public universities, I’ve noticed facilities are simply better at private schools.  I don’t care for the fact that the upper faculty gives themselves huge paychecks. However, I do like the money being spent on the gym, cafeteria, dorm rooms, and business buildings.  That’s fantastic.  The gym is one of my favorite activities, so I’m excited when it’s fully stocked with every piece of equipment.  From cardio to weights and everything in between, it feels like a Gold’s Gym.  You just have to love that.  It’s admirable.  And, it’s nice to have some weight equipment free from the football team’s use.  In many state schools, the football or basketball team is their highlight.  Those players have the gym reserved for them and all the regular students get kicked out when they arrive.  It’s utter crap because we pay tuition too.  Luckily in the private schools, this doesn’t happen very often.  Or, separate gyms are built for the athletes.  I’m fine with it. They’re great at their respective sports, so they should be able to train by themselves and focus on their craft.  However, we want to do the same.

The next thing other than the gym is the classroom and business buildings.  Many times, state school buildings look like they’re falling apart when you see it from the outside. Yeah sure, the first few buildings you see from the road look great to keep up appearances, but all the places we spend the majority of our time in are dilapidated and falling apart.  Where’s the money going?  Instead of blowing so much money on the marching band, or some sport, how about spending a bit of that wad of cash on the buildings your students sit in all day. Private schools don’t have this issue.  Their ridiculous tuition fees pay for the new concrete, the nice brick, the working classroom chairs, the great appearance all over the place.  It’s fantastic, and it makes it better sitting there attempting to learn somehow.

The third item to point out is the quality of people.  State schools have to win this one.  Ohio State in particular has so many people that the ratio of men to women doesn’t matter.  You have a total school enrollment of 66,000 people.  That’s a mini-world on the campus, also known as a microcosm.  This mini-world is sheltered from the outside, yet it contains everything the outside can provide from drinks to food to women.  Private college classrooms have 20-30 people, so your options are rather slim.  Walk into a lecture hall at OSU and you’ll see 200-300 people.  That’s a lot of potential new friends or business colleagues to talk to – whatever your preference.

If we’re talking about dating, who needs Tinder when you have 30,000 women to choose from?  No more swiping for my tired hands.  I simply walk outside and I’m in a form of Heaven.  I still have to put in some effort to walk over and say hi, but I like my odds.  No one can fail 30,000 times.  It’s not possible.  What a great college experience.

Being a junior now, my school days are limited.  Classes are getting tougher, and I’m already interviewing with companies to find a job in the business world.  Of course, as I research and interview at different companies, I’ll keep you updated on what’s going on in my life and how things are going at the university.  Expect to be made of aware of any random news or things I find peculiar.  If i’m noticing it, it’s almost certain someone else is as well, just based on the number of people enrolled here.  Good looking out.  Talk soon.